don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 


People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

"If she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her."
1 skeleton = 1000000 skelegrams
"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."