the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
— Unknown  (via wolf-cub)


Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch


date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked


sing man overboard to me so i know its real